Currupt a Wish!

Zent From TalkNaruto wrote:

Fun game, just corrupt the wish above you as crazily and stupidly as you can, then make your own wish.

Example:
Poster 1: I wish for cookies.
Poster 2: Wish granted but the cookies were burnt in a fire. I wish I could fly.
Poster 3: Wish granted, but you run out of 'fuel' while your flying and you fall to your doom. I wish...
et cetera.

I was to lazy to write the rules agian so I just copied and pasted the ones made by Zent on TN. The rules are his credit.

Let's start with 'I wish I was a naruto chacacter!'

Hmm I can't grant it if you don't tell me which one you wanna be!
I wanna be RICH!

Wish Granted, but the bank takes away your money soon for being greedy

I wish i could breath underwater

Wish granted, after countless days of searching, you found Atlantis. But the gaurds of Atlantis executed you on site with some type of technology.

I wish I was a rock!

Granted. Are you having fun? Lol xD

I wish I could marry Gaara in real life!^^

Wish Granted, but you die because of Gaara's Sand in bed xD

I wish i could type at the speed of light!

Wish granted, but your computer got all fncked up cuz you brooke the keypad. O.o

I wish I had green eyes!

Granted. But your eyes looked like the eyes of the dude in your avatar and people made fun of you.

I wish I was an owner of a night club!

Tac602 wrote:

Granted. But your eyes looked like the eyes of the dude in your avatar and people made fun of you.

LOL!

Granted but it got cancelled because there were too many fights.

I wish.. I wish.. I wish.. I wish I could actually wish in real life and that my wishes were granted.

Wish granted, but then you wished you were famous and got assasinated.

OMG.

So What's your wish?

I wish Sasuke were friendly.

Katsumi wrote:

OMG.

So What's your wish?

I wish Sasuke were friendly.

Oh sorry.

Wish granted, but sasuke got too freindly and got alot gayer. lol

"I wish I was this smilie "

Wish granted, but now you have a big nose!!!

I wish i was inside i dream, where i was dreaming about dreams, that there were no dreams, but i was still dreaming...........

*Wish Granted, but you got traped in your dreams of no dreams.*

I wish I was a magical pony!

wish granted, but you were turned into a female magical pony, and died giving birth! xD


I wish i was the letter "T"

Wish granted, but you died cuz u looked like you were cruxified. O.o

I wish I was an admin.

Wish Granted! When you became one you became power hungry and started banning everyone.

I wish I was a car!!!

Hhahaha^
Wish granted but then you killed two kids and.. NO MO CAH xDDD

I wish I was.. Temari :O

Wish Granted! In the new chapter of naruto shippuden, Temari faced pein and died.

EDIT: I wish I was Naruto!!!

Omg!^

Wish granted, but.. you killed yourself cuz you found out that you were gay and terribly in love with Sasuke. xD

I wish I was a Starbuck's Java Chip Frapuccino. [What I want right now]

Wish granted! But, you were sitting on a counter and somebody knocked you over.

I wish I was a graphic maker!

Wish granted.. But.. But... oh, hell, you did fine.

I wish.. I.. was.. a keypad. O.o

Wish granted! You were at a public cyber cafe, and someone came up and started banging on it and you broke.

I wish I was Tiger Woods!

Wish granted, but the excessive amount of paparazzi and attention surrounding your house frustrates you. Knowing you can't handle your new life, you eventually break down and get addicted to crack and heroine, and then randomly find yourself in a ditch outside of the road with no pants on. Have fun in life.

I wish I was a fish.

^

Wish granted! But when you were a fish and you got curious of what was in the deep water you were eaten by something.

I wish I was the ground you walk on.